Primitive Culture 117: What If … / by Trek fm

… it wasn’t the Vulcans who made first contact?

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April 5, 2063. In Star Trek’s imagined history, it was on this date that humanity made first contact with an alien race. The event led to societal transformation on a global scale and ushered in a bright future. But what if it wasn’t the Vulcans who happened to be passing by that day? What if first contact had been made with the Klingons or Romulans instead?

In this episode of Primitive Culture, originally recorded for The Sanctuary, but never released, Tony Black is joined by Mike Slamer to imagine how things could have played out differently.

Chapters

Intro (00:00:00)
Opening the Sanctuary (00:21:05)
Romulans (00:33:42)
Klingons (00:53:40)
Cardassians (01:03:00)
Oh My … (01:08:20)

Hosts

Duncan Barrett and Tony Black

Guest

Mike Slamer

Production

Tony Black (Editor) Duncan Barrett (Producer) C Bryan Jones (Executive Producer) Matthew Rushing (Executive Producer)

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